There's a rat in my kitchen. and I need brilliant suggestions to exterminate the rodent. I am open to all kinds of devious, cruel and inhuman (oops! we are talking about a rat here) I mean inrodent methods. I just need to kill it. Whatever you suggest has to guarantee instantaneous death.
Between. I have tried RAtol...the rodent's too smart. It just runs past it. It has sneaked away, everything I have delicatley placed on the rat trap. Ranging from cake to banana....and considering Jerry's craving for cheese, I tried Cheddar as well. Believe me that is a just a myth propogated by Fred Quimby. Rats liking cheese is a big fat lie. As big as the rat in my kitchen. They don't like it. To make matters worse, my five year old son looks at me in disgust, each time I suggest the rat's assassination. Thanks to TOm and Jerry. Jerry and everything that resembles Jerry is a hero. Though he doesn't say it, I can see it in his eyes, 'My mother is a witch. Rat killing witch.
Fred Quimby! how could you?? My son thinks i am the worst! and all because of you.
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Hey...don't just Blame Good ole Fred Quimby for the Rodentine problem you are facing!! William Hanna and Joseph Barbera too, are party to this Jerryworship!!
Lovely! so i have more to the list is it? but do give me some ideas to kill the rodent.
haha.. rats everywhere....
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Nice hunter(._.).Try this Get two exactly equal sized tapioca pieces and a blade. Keep these pieces on either side of the blade. Set it on the usual route of villain. Let him get confused "which one is bigger? which piece to bite first? left or right? by this time blade may help you.
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hey mysterious stranger..who are you, friend in need??? somebody i know? Thanks for the suggestion. will try and let you know.
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